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Name: Jade
Age: 22
Taken[2-22-2009]
I love dying my hair different colors.
I have issues, but don't we all?
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Things I Have to Say





imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

(via iusegirlsforsex)






  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.


hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

kidsarecruel:

nappyedges:

queennubian:

image

Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.

Well, I suddenly find that I believe in heaven. 

(Source: the-dark-side-of-the-room, via addiebug)


(Source: humorstop, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via supitslita)






yungkahuna:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

i hate you all

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via tiredtarantula)

waggington:

legally an adult, mentally a squid

(via snorlaxatives)




calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via snorlaxatives)




holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

(via snorlaxatives)




satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via snorlaxatives)





snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

(via nonstatisticalsanity)


yoccu:

The single most toxic thing I was brought up believing is that being Adult and Responsible and Good starts with doing everything completely alone and without help

What it’s really about is learning where and when you need help, how much help you need, and knowing when to reach out and ask for the help you need to function at your ideal level

People were never meant to live alone

(via adastro)





vastlydifferentsizesofinfinity:

I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.

vastlydifferentsizesofinfinity:

I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.

(Source: kristine-claire, via addiebug)




arieces:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via infidusfiles)


(Source: sad-sorry, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)





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