Spring 2014. Never forget.
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i made soy milk ^_^
I dont think that’s how it’s made
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
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The United States Postal Service
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
wow what a challenge this one turned out to be
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More evidence of the New World Order. The planets align above the pyramids of Egypt, they find a crystal pyramid at the bottom of the ocean, and now this, and people are still so blind to the fact that we are being lied to everyday. Wake up america.
the illuminati dunked the sun that’s impressive
the smallest noise
dogs are so cute and pitiful when they have hiccups
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mom has invited me over for dinner
my mom needs help with furniture
my mom just got a new phone and needs my help
my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
shoutout to oxygen
This is life literally
ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
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