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Age: 22
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death-by-lulz:

Spring 2014. Never forget.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

Spring 2014. Never forget.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: truebeliever980)




catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

(via kmanz23)





not-enough-sonic:

ultrafacts:

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not-enough-sonic:

ultrafacts:

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(via talisman-doodles)




fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

(via iusegirlsforsex)

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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domgrantaire:

wow what a challenge this one turned out to be 

domgrantaire:

wow what a challenge this one turned out to be 

(Source: celestialbun, via janesaurusrex)



relahvant:

werewolf1992:

More evidence of the New World Order. The planets align above the pyramids of Egypt, they find a crystal pyramid at the bottom of the ocean, and now this, and people are still so blind to the fact that we are being lied to everyday. Wake up america.

the illuminati dunked the sun that’s impressive

relahvant:

werewolf1992:

More evidence of the New World Order. The planets align above the pyramids of Egypt, they find a crystal pyramid at the bottom of the ocean, and now this, and people are still so blind to the fact that we are being lied to everyday. Wake up america.

the illuminati dunked the sun that’s impressive

(via springpokepuff)




blahstuck:

glowcloud:

galosengen:

hicpup

the smallest noise

dogs are so cute and pitiful when they have hiccups

(via talisman-doodles)

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(via springpokepuff)




eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(via springpokepuff)





boots-n-cats:


my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via addiebug)




quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

(via talisman-doodles)


colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:


me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

(Source: gazpachoblog, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)





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